Where the trouble started, remake instigated
No character, no plot. Perhaps fun? I’m afraid not
It is Firestarter, turgid Firestarter
Not that Firestarter, Eighties Firestarter
This is Firestarter, awful Firestarter
Zac plays a psychic father, looks like Jared Leto, yeah
Efron took the offer, but he should have said no
To the Firestarter, awful Firestarter
Boring Firestarter, hapless Firestarter
Pain was self inflicted, film is such a bore, yeah
If there was one bright spark, John Carpenter Score, yeah
This was Firestarter, turgid Firestarter
Unwanted Firestarter, dire Firestarter
Pointless Firestarter, one star Firestarter
Where the trouble started, remake instigated
No character, no plot. Perhaps fun? I’m afraid not
It is Firestarter, turgid Firestarter
Not that Firestarter, Eighties Firestarter
This is Firestarter, awful Firestarter
Zac plays a psychic father, looks like Jared Leto, yeah
Efron took the offer, but he should have said no
To the Firestarter, awful Firestarter
Boring Firestarter, hapless Firestarter
Pain was self inflicted, film is such a bore, yeah
If there was one bright spark, John Carpenter Score, yeah
This was Firestarter, turgid Firestarter
Unwanted Firestarter, dire Firestarter
Pointless Firestarter, one star Firestarter
Firestarter is in UK cinemas now
Rating: 
Director: Keith Thomas
Stars: Zac Efron, Ryan Keira Armstrong, Michael Greyeyes, Gloria Reuben
Runtime: 94 minutes
Country: USA
