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Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange – Flim Weakly Review

Chris Wyatt by Chris Wyatt
July 4, 2018
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Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange - Flim Weakly Review
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Stanley Kubrick was a man with a beard, who made films, just like that other man with the beard who makes films as well, except Kubrick didn’t make as many films as the other one, and definitely didn’t make E.T.

And if he had made E.T., it would have been way different, with no kids, or funny shit.

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Anyway, Flickfeast asked me to watch all of his films, because it was his birthday this month, or something, which I don’t think is right, because I’m pretty sure he’s dead, and dead people can’t have birthdays, because they can’t eat the cake.

Because they’re dead.

 

Think about it.

Anyway, this week…

A Clockwork Orange

A gang of night bastards beat up everyone that isn’t them, until there’s no one left. Then the chief one, who wears fake eyelashes, goes to live in jail where his eyes get tricked into thinking bad things are bad. Then he goes home, cries a bit and gets beaten up by his mates, before going to live in hospital, where his eyes are made better again, allowing him to go back to being a night bastard.

Marks out of 10…

10.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions of Flim Weakly are those of the author and do not reflect the views and opinions of FlickFeast or any of its affiliates.

Because they aren’t that stupid. Although they would like to offer our apologies to Stanley Kubrick’s estate.

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Chris Wyatt

Chris Wyatt

Chris Wyatt bombarded FlickFeast with emails until they gave in and let him provide his unique, alternative opinion in a weekly column. He has no training or education within the film industry, knows little of cinema in general and may, in fact, still live with his mother. He does, however, inform us that he knows how an 'internet' works. @flimguywyatt

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