Flim Weakly Review – Mission: Impossible – Fallout

Thinking Improbably.


Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Mission:Impossible-Fallout cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.

Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.

So, what, in fact, is a film?

Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.

But not every film does.

“Bambi” didn’t.

Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.

Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.

This week, I believed the impossible.



Tom Cruise plays Ethan Hunt (which sounds like cockney for a real bastard), who is a secret agent like James Bond, but not James Bond, because James Bond isn’t a Scientologist.

Anyway, he has to solve some sort of mystery, and find some bombs, I think, but that’s not really important, because the title is called Fallout, and he literally falls out of everything in this movie. He falls out of a plane. He falls out of cars, and bikes. He falls out of a window. He falls out of a building. He falls out of love with a girl. He falls out of a toilet cubicle. He falls out of a helicopter. He falls out of a cliff. I’m not sure, but I think he falls out of Henry Cavill.

This movie is AWESOME!!!

Marks out of 10….





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Because they aren’t that stupid.

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