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Flim Weakly Review- Serenity

Chris Wyatt by Chris Wyatt
July 3, 2019
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Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Serenity cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.

Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.

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So, what, in fact, is a film?

Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.

But not every film does.

“Bambi” didn’t.

Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.

Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.

This week, I had no money left, so I watched something free, except I still felt robbed by the end.

Serenity

True Detective buys a boat and has sex with Anne Hathaway on it, but you don’t get to see anything, which sucks.

Then he turns into a computer game, or something, because his kid made him and he’s dead (the dad that is, not the kid), so none of it matters anyway.

His kid must be a right prick, though. I mean, who plays a videogame about fishing?

Marks out of 10……..

9.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions on Serenity are those of the author and do not reflect the views and opinions of FlickFeast or any of its affiliates.

Because they aren’t that stupid.

Tags: Anne Hathawaymatthew mcconaugheyreviewSerenitysky originalStupid
Chris Wyatt

Chris Wyatt

Chris Wyatt bombarded FlickFeast with emails until they gave in and let him provide his unique, alternative opinion in a weekly column. He has no training or education within the film industry, knows little of cinema in general and may, in fact, still live with his mother. He does, however, inform us that he knows how an 'internet' works. @flimguywyatt

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