Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Serenity cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.
Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.
So, what, in fact, is a film?
Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.
But not every film does.
“Bambi” didn’t.
Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.
Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.
This week, I had no money left, so I watched something free, except I still felt robbed by the end.
Serenity
True Detective buys a boat and has sex with Anne Hathaway on it, but you don’t get to see anything, which sucks.
Then he turns into a computer game, or something, because his kid made him and he’s dead (the dad that is, not the kid), so none of it matters anyway.
His kid must be a right prick, though. I mean, who plays a videogame about fishing?
Marks out of 10……..
9.
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Because they aren’t that stupid.
