Flim Weakly Review: Star Wars Special- Revenge of the Sith

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Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.

Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.

So, what, in fact, is a film?

Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.

But not every film does.

“Bambi” didn’t.

Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.

Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.

This week, I continue watching Star Wars, which is just like Star Trek, except it isn’t, because when you say it is, the internet goes tits.

Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith

Space Boy gets all pissy and starts killing people because an old man told him a really boring story. He also can’t deal with being friends with the beardy one everyone likes and his wife is having a baby, and nobody knows who the daddy is, except him, because it’s him.

The old dude kills Shaft and his face gets all mushy, then Space Boy kills everyone, including a bunch of kids, who were at space school, so the beardy one cuts his legs off and sets him on fire, but he lives, but his wife doesn’t, but his two space babies do and they get sent to live anywhere but together, because war.

Space Boy gets made into a robot who’s black, which is racist, I think.


Marks out of 10….

5.

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Because they aren’t that stupid.

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