Flim Weakly Review- Steve Jobs

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Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Film cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.

Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.

So, what, in fact, is a film?

Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.

But not every film does.

“Bambi” didn’t.

Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.

Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.

This week, the internet. A lot of people are into it these days, so I watched…

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs is about a man named Steve Jobs, and not about a bunch of jobs that are being left for a guy named Steve. Anyway, Steve is a computer bastard that nobody likes, except for this one woman who’s foreign.

He makes an ipad, or something, but gets sacked because he’s an arse.

Then he gets computer revenge by making a really, really, really good commodore 64, that’s even better than the last one he made, but people still think he’s a dick, except his daughter, that he doesn’t like, who learns to love him because he kept one of her shit drawings.

Marks out of 10….

8.

 

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Because they aren’t that stupid.

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