Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Film cannot be truth, because it is made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.
Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.
So, what, in fact, is a film?
Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.
But not every film does.
Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.
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This week I wanted to watch something romantic, because it’s Valentines and at Valentines time we watch love things, so…
This guy, played by Magneto, has sex with New York City. He also has sex with real people.
He rides a train a bit. His sister shows up and is all like “what?”.
It’s all arty and meaningy with piano music and makes me jealous that i’m not as good looking as Magneto. You also see his knob in it, which looks weird because mine doesn’t look like that.
I thought maybe Wolverine would appear at some point, but he didn’t and the scene with the three way was my Mum’s least favourite bit.
Marks out of 10….
….4, but lots of other people thought it was good, so lets say 10 as well.
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Because we aren’t that stupid.