Flim Weakly – Spotlight

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Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Film cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.

Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.

So, what, in fact, is a film?

Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.

But not every film does.

“Bambi” didn’t.

Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.

Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.

A mate of mine said this film was the tits….

Spotlight

Paedophiles come under attack from a newspaper and try to fight back using God, but God helps the newspaper instead, because Batman and the Hulk work for them.

Sad things happen a lot, until they stop, because things get better, except they don’t, which makes all that effort seem a little pointless.

Hulk doesn’t Hulk out and Batman looks as wrinkly as a deeply moist fingertip.

Shittest Marvel film ever, mate.

Rating out of 5:

7.

 

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Because they aren’t that stupid.

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