chris wyatt

I hope you all remember to enjoy Christmas and don't forget to send Jesus a birthday card.

She goes to spy school, or something, and shows her boobs.

There's a maze, like in Inception, but the film is not Inception.

She gets a bit EMO and falls out with her friend, who is way nicer than she is.

Some of them eat out of tins. Probably because they are poor.

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Murder On The Orient Express cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or…

It didn't have any colour and every time someone spoke, the noises came out like letters.

A newspaper can't get arrested, because it's a newspaper.

She lives in a shed full of oil or something.

The cop can't sleep because the sun doesn't go away.