chris wyatt

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Free Solo cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t…

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Dumbo cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know…

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Green Book cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t…

His mum is played by Tom Cruise’s wife, who is no longer Tom Cruise’s wife, because she doesn’t believe in aliens.

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Welcome To Marwen cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also…

I told her it was one of those wildlife things by Richard Attenborough. She didn't even notice for the first 30 minutes.

They get in a boat, which is stupid, because if you can't see, a boat is not going to help you get your eyes back.

I hope you all remember to enjoy Christmas and don't forget to send Jesus a birthday card.

She goes to spy school, or something, and shows her boobs.

There's a maze, like in Inception, but the film is not Inception.