Dumb

I hope you all remember to enjoy Christmas and don't forget to send Jesus a birthday card.

There's a maze, like in Inception, but the film is not Inception.

She gets a bit EMO and falls out with her friend, who is way nicer than she is.

Some of them eat out of tins. Probably because they are poor.

It didn't have any colour and every time someone spoke, the noises came out like letters.

A newspaper can't get arrested, because it's a newspaper.

She lives in a shed full of oil or something.

The cop can't sleep because the sun doesn't go away.

Health and Safety appears to be dodgy and the food hall doesn't have a roof.

All of Hollywood's under 40s get trapped in the 70s.