Dumb

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Free Solo cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t…

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Bohemian Rhapsody cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or…

His mum is played by Tom Cruise’s wife, who is no longer Tom Cruise’s wife, because she doesn’t believe in aliens.

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Creed 2 cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also…

"He finally gets into space, but seems really unimpressed."

I told her it was one of those wildlife things by Richard Attenborough. She didn't even notice for the first 30 minutes.

They get in a boat, which is stupid, because if you can't see, a boat is not going to help you get your eyes back.

I hope you all remember to enjoy Christmas and don't forget to send Jesus a birthday card.

There's a maze, like in Inception, but the film is not Inception.

She gets a bit EMO and falls out with her friend, who is way nicer than she is.