Dumb

Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it's wrong. Creed 2 cannot be truth, because it's made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also…

"He finally gets into space, but seems really unimpressed."

I told her it was one of those wildlife things by Richard Attenborough. She didn't even notice for the first 30 minutes.

They get in a boat, which is stupid, because if you can't see, a boat is not going to help you get your eyes back.

I hope you all remember to enjoy Christmas and don't forget to send Jesus a birthday card.

There's a maze, like in Inception, but the film is not Inception.

She gets a bit EMO and falls out with her friend, who is way nicer than she is.

Some of them eat out of tins. Probably because they are poor.

It didn't have any colour and every time someone spoke, the noises came out like letters.

A newspaper can't get arrested, because it's a newspaper.