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Marcus Nispel

Conan The Barbarian (2011)

If you go into a movie like Conan The Barbarian and then come out complaining about a shallow main character or too much bloodshed then, frankly, you bought yourself a ticket to the wrong movie. These things aren’t so much complaints as…

Friday The 13th (2009)

If you don't know by now what to expect from a Friday The 13th movie then you've been hiding somewhere dark and damp for far too long. And not been reading any of my other reviews. Jason Voorhees wears a hockey mask and kills a selection of…

The Texas Chainsaw Massacres

Way, way back in 1974 a horror movie came along quite like anything else around at the time. It was shocking, brutal, cleverly done and audiences were even fooled into thinking it was real (some people still think, to this day, that it's a…

Conan the Barbarian 3D

It’s officially blockbuster season, and forcible attempting to be this year’s biggest box office success is Conan the Barbarian 3D, swinging and punching its brand of ultra stylized violence into the subconscious of those un-familiar with…