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Milla Jovovich

Cymbeline (2014)

Imagine if you were to take one of Shakespeare’s lesser known works and transplant it to modern day America where a drug dealing biker gang and the police are all set to square off. Now add in an 80’s B movie action vibe and mix it with…

Resident Evil:Retribution (2012)

Three things in life are certain. Death, taxes and the thundering inevitability of a new Resident Evil movie every couple of years. I'll begin by admitting something that the previous sentence probably already made clear, I'm not a fan of…

The Three Musketeers (2011)

O, Three Musketeers, how do I loathe thee? I'd count the ways, but life's too short, and I'd much rather pen an 800-word critical maelstrom. I shall address you in the form of a letter. Firstly it should be stated, as to clarify my…

The Three Musketeers (2011)

Paul W.S. Anderson's CV hasn't been any good on the basis of directing and producing a number of films based on video games which have brought out the very worse of cinema. With works such as the neverending Resident Evil series and the…

The Three Musketeers (2011)

Paul W.S. Anderson may be the director with the highest number of utterly awful movies on his resumé. In fact, after the extreme disappointment of last year's Resident Evil: Afterlife, I had pretty much sworn that I'd never watch another…

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Those wishing to catch up on zombie-related events thus far should read this article first. And then we may resume our broadcast day. The fourth live action movie in the zombie-slaying franchise, based on the popular videogame series,…

Spotlight on Resident Evil

Now there's zombies more than ever, all thanks to my Umbrella-ella-ella hey hey hey... A fantastic gaming series, a homage to George A. Romero so popular that “the godfather of ghouls” himself once directed an advert for an instalment in…