Flim Weakly Review- Gravity

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Jean Luc Godard once said “Film is truth, 24 frames per second.” Now, I don’t know what that means, but I do know it’s wrong. Film cannot be truth, because it’s made of film, and truth is made of emotions or something. I also don’t know who Jean Luc Godard is, or what 24 frames have to do with it, as frames are usually found in Asda, for pictures and photos to sit in.

Although, actually, films are made of pictures, aren’t they? So maybe that’s what he meant, in which case, he’s very clever, even if he’s from somewhere that isn’t where I’m from.

So, what, in fact, is a film?

Well, it’s a thing you go to see when it’s too early to see it on tv. It even comes out before the dvd. And it costs three times as much as watching it for free, which is really stupid. Unless it has nudity in it.

But not every film does.

“Bambi” didn’t.

Neither did “Spaceballs” and that has ‘balls’ in the title.

Welcome to FLIM WEAKLY.

This week, my mum bought me a 3D blu-ray. It had glasses and everything, which I thought was really thoughtful, because I wear glasses, but the blu-ray didn’t know that, so it must have put them in there on the off chance, which is kind of like mind reading, which I didn’t think blu-rays could do, but they can.

Gravity

Miss Congeniality goes to space with Nespresso guy.

Lots of her stuff breaks and goes everywhere. She spins around a bit. He’s quite cocky. My 3D glasses hurt my face about half way through, but I think it ended quite well.

It was very spinny and dark though.

Marks out of 10…..

10!

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Because they aren’t that stupid.

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