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Chris Wyatt

Chris Wyatt bombarded FlickFeast with emails until they gave in and let him provide his unique, alternative opinion in a weekly column. He has no training or education within the film industry, knows little of cinema in general and may, in fact, still live with his mother.

He does, however, inform us that he knows how an 'internet' works.

@flimguywyatt

Flim Weakly Review – Insomnia

Chris Wyatt Oct 17, 2018 0

The cop can't sleep because the sun doesn't go away.

Flim Weakly Review – Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

Chris Wyatt Oct 10, 2018 0

Health and Safety appears to be dodgy and the food hall doesn't have a roof.

Flim Weakly Review – Dazed and Confused

Chris Wyatt Oct 3, 2018 0

All of Hollywood's under 40s get trapped in the 70s.

Flim Weakly Review – The Happening

Chris Wyatt Sep 26, 2018 0

From the man who made that Die Hard movie where Die Hard had hair and was dead.

Flim Weakly Review – The Elephant Man

Chris Wyatt Sep 19, 2018 0

The film was broken when I watched it, because there were no colours.

Flim Weakly Review – Watership Down

Chris Wyatt Sep 12, 2018 2

It's about some rabbits who have ended up in a cartoon, but not a funny one like Aladdin.

Flim Weakly Review – Phantom Thread

Chris Wyatt Sep 5, 2018 0

It was probably the breakfast.

Flim Weakly Review – Mission: Impossible – Fallout

Chris Wyatt Aug 29, 2018 0

Like James Bond, but not James Bond, because James Bond isn't a Scientologist.

Flim Weakly Review – The Piano

Chris Wyatt Aug 22, 2018 0

It looks weird because it isn't set here.

Flim Weakly Review- The Greatest Showman

Chris Wyatt Aug 15, 2018 0

The film I saw was a bit broken, because they all spoke like they were in Glee.