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Danny Trejo

The Cloth (2013)

You should watch this movie. No, wait - I changed my mind. You should really not watch this movie. It's up to you, but if you watch it, you will regret it. If you manage to sit through it without fast-forwarding, I will seriously suspect…

Machete Kills (2013)

Machete don’t tweet. Machete kills. Robert Rodriguez’s career has got ”action comedy” written all over it. Desperado (1995) was a memorable and promising breakthrough for him, which he even surpassed, in this reviewer’s opinion, with the…

Zombie Hunter (2013)

Zombie Hunter starts off well, and it's certainly not a BAD film, but it quickly falls into that trap that a number of independent movies have fallen into throughout the past couple of decades. It just tries too hard to be hip and cool,…

Ghostquake (2012)

I wasn't born yesterday, I knew what I was getting into when I put my name forward for the screener disc of Ghostquake. I expected something pretty bad and I got it, oh boy did I get it. The laughable plot concerns a bit of a quake that…

Breaking Wind (2011)

As I was one of the few people who quite enjoyed The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall And Felt Superbad About It (reviewed here) I must admit that I was quietly optimistic about the immaturely-titled Breaking Wind. The fact…

Machete (2010)

Robert Rodriguez has certainly come a long way since selling some of his blood to help finance El Mariachi, his energetic and impressive debut but in many ways he’s also not moved forward at all. Many will see that as a bad thing but I…

Fanboys (2008)

Four friends and die-hard Star Wars fans decide to travel to Skywalker Ranch (the home/base of George Lucas) and get an early look at Episode 1 before it's released in this enjoyable, geek-centric caper featuring Jay Baruchel (who I think…